Monday, January 16, 2006

All about me




You Have a Choleric Temperament



You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.

Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.

You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.



You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.

Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.

You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.



At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.

Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.

A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.



I'm such a nerd. Seriously. I have this intense need to be evaluated.
It would be great if some higher being, like God let's say, pulls me aside and just gives me a report card of how I'm doing in life.
That's what I so would love.
To be evaluated.
Grade me.
Report me.
Rate me.
Analyze and deconstruct my existence.
What am I doing right?
What are my developmental areas?
No human can give me the objective feedback I crave.
Only an enlightened or superhuman or divine being can.
Fuck!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tick...Tick....Tick....Tick

Anonymous said...

Buy a dog.

Anonymous said...

I took the test - hopefully I don't get a lot of junk mail now. I wouldn't put much worth in the results. For all you know, your third chakra could have scored just one or two points less. And a short quiz like that can't tell you anything personalised and detailed about yourself Regardless, - what is so damn wrong with being compassionate? Maybe it is telling you that your whole self absorbance is just a shield and you really do care about others.

Unknown said...

Ah, the online personality tests. The Astrology of the Internet.

Paula said...

I think this should be my new year's resolution. stop taking these online quizzes. Not that I'm hardcore into them. Maybe I'll try and do more productive things when I'm bored!

Unknown said...

Ah, it just depends on how seriously you take them. You can't get too worked up about them. Sometimes they can be pretty accurate though ... after all, the Online Hogwarts Sorting Hat put me in Slytherin! :)

Unknown said...

Also, wanted to point out that the personality profile tester didn't even know what the word "choleric" meant.

Choleric: Easily angered; bad-tempered. Showing or expressing anger.