I'm Becoming a Corporate Drone

Greetings and Salutations Fellow Trapped and Unfree Humanoids,

I began my new job this week. I don't want to be giving out too much information as it is too early for me to piss people off there. I will have plenty of time to do that later!
Anyways, we have 4 weeks of training and I feel I am getting used to the corporate environment and the company. I've spent most of my life as a temp and have had a few actual jobs. About 3 I believe, one of which was a 4 month contract position.
I've spent much of my early working years not tied to a company and it enabled me to witness the work environment and the general unhappiness that goes on in companies.
Now I am actually part of a corporate environment and actually need to show some concern about my environment and what's going on.
I can no longer just be a witness.
I'm learning the corporate policies and the corporate slogans. I'm having to listen to those quaint expressions companies use to motivate their employees.
Not only that but I get pictorial representations of their values!
By golly geepers aren't pictures just so pretty? And they are so much easier on the brain.

I'm not knocking the company.
Honestly it seems... I don't want to call it cool because well...
It's a company!
It's a corporation!
I don't want to become one of those people who go on and on about how they love their company and how their company saves lives, helps people and makes a difference in their lives.

Anyways, I've previously mentioned that it's an office and that I'm used to working in factories or warehouses and about how office people seem so much different from factory people. If you haven't read it, read it!
Anytime I meet someone in management - even if it was a factory, or an office worker, I always wonder what they are really like outside of work. Are they really angry people when they get home? Are they wife/husband beaters?
I think maybe I read into these things too much. Maybe they are just really boring and just go home eat watch tv and read porn.

We met most of the main management staff on our first day and I was amused by this one woman who spoke for about 7 minutes with us. She would speak and then smile. Speak and smile. Speak and smile.
It creeped me out a bit. It seemed so unnatural. I'm sure she's a nice person though.

I was getting horny in class as well today. The beginning of this week, was somewhat stressful for me since I was meeting a bunch of people and being dumped with information. It was around the middle of the day, around 1 or 11 when I was getting horny.
Some people might think it's fun to get horny at work, but it's not.
My vagina just screams out to me how it feels empty and wants a dick inside it. And I can't do anything about it while at work.
I can think about it, but I can't actually do anything about it.

Well I'm sure I won't become corporatefied.
I will maintain my individuality.

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