I do not have cable and so I don't get to watch The Family Guy too often. I will usually check out an episode on my friend's tv when visiting (no I do go visit my friend because I like her not just to watch her tv).
But let me confess that there is something about Stewart that just makes me want to have his baby. Something about him just turns me on.
I found out that his character is gay, but that doesn't stop the love that I feel for him. He is the first gay person I actually desire romantically. You know how there are chicks out there who are just so darn drawn to gay men. I was never like that.
But now I am.
I think what makes me want him is his desire for World Domination. That is something I desire as well. Me and Stewie think alike and maybe that is why I love him and desire him so.
I know if Stewart and I were to hook up, it would be wrong because he is under age and that would be criminal. The fact that he is animated... well I think we could work around that.
But I would wait for Stewart. Mind you, I'd have something on the side and when he becomes a full adult, I would try to persuade him. I don't know if I'd be successful but I'd at least give it a whirl!
I just want to hold you and love you Stewart. Make love to you and tell you all my secret fears and my desires for World Denomination. And then we can eat ice cream with sprinkles - together.
Wouldn't we make a good couple?
2 comments:
Aw!, such a cute couple! But what's with Stewie? Did some troll pee in his cornflakes? Is this at the CNE fairgrounds?
yes we are at the CNE. My friend won the Stewie toy. He's angry but soooooooo sexy!
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