I'm subscribed to various pages for my university and recently they posted the Lingo that First Year students need to know. It was pretty lame so I decided to come up with the REAL lingo that students need to know when they first come to UofT
http://www.studentlife.utoronto.ca/hello/glossary
L is for Life, which you will not have because all your time is spent on doing school work
O is for Oblivious which is how most professors are on how difficult and painful their tests are for other students
P is for Pain, which is what you will experience
Q
is for Queasy, which is how you feel when you have prepared extensively
for a test but the professor has not given the class any sort of
material to prepare for it
R is for Ridiculous which is
what you will think about tests as you'll realize professors will put
questions tests that they absolutely gave you no skills on how to solve
during class
S is for Sanity, that thing you will inevitably lose after midtermsT is for Tears, a lot of which will be shed when you realize that you probably will no do as well as you would like in your courses.